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Mr. Sweat:
Don't be! Sweat is a natural human body thing and any human should know that! Be glad that you have
3 million sweat glands all over your body. What are sweat glands, you say? Glands are a bunch of
cells that oooooze liquid. Sweat glands ooze sweat -- made of water and salt from your body --
which then leaks out of pores or little holes in your skin. How come? Sweat is part of your body's
natural air conditioning system. As the sweat evaporates on your skin, you cool down. That's why
you don't sweat when you're cold. Cool, huh!
Listen, it's interesting that your friends call you a sweathog. Don't they know
that hogs and pigs don't sweat at all? If a hog gets hot, it has to roll around in mud to cool
down! Now, I ask you, would you rather sweat or have a roll in the mud?
Signed,
Wendell
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