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Next time you're making your lunch for school, try this crusty concoction. Make your
sandwich on Wonder bread (flat lunchmeats like bologna or slicked turkey work best). Place your
hand on the finished sandwich and trace around your fingers with a dull butter knife. Pull off
anything that doesn't look like a hand. Squirt a little ketchup or mayo ON THE OUTSIDE for a
bloody, pussy mess of a handwich.
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